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pulling up into school like


pulling up into school like

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you fuckin fat cunt

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.


straight boys a summary 

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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making